what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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