Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
