i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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