I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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