if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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