It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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