He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
