I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
im calling her cock vulture from now on
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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