you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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