I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
