All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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