I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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