my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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