I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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