He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm just crazy horny about you
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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