Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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