Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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