I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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