i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Randomize
