so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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