what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Randomize
