If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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