So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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