I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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