i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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