Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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