when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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