Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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