a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
