I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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