i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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