just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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