I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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