i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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