R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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