She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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