Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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