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the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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