we made out on top of his cat.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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