I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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