so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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