One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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