Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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