Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
