The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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