I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize