Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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