just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
