That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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