She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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