i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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