The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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