...so i touched it.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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