I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
